shiny-cradily:

It burrows deep underground in arid locations far from water. It only emerges to hunt for food (x)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

I just burned my entire left hand and unless I’m holding an ice pack it hurts unbearably so now I’m hungry and sad and in pain and I have no idea how I’m going to sleep tonight

my dad just accused me of snorting my adderall lmao