Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
Dragonite | Kagemaru Himeno
An extremely rarely seen marine Pokémon. Its intelligence is said to match that of humans.
I did so much homework today I am so proud of myself it’s such a stupid small thing but it’s still more than I’ve done in all of my past college years!!!! I mean I did really well last semester but didn’t read everything fully, I mostly skimmed. Today I read the entire chapter, took diligent notes, and went above and beyond for my homework assignment I’m so happy with myself