nayx:

um why are your parents kissing??  incest much??

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

notahoe:

I wonder what Shakira is doing right now do you she’s thinking about me too 

singing along to songs is so weird like all you’re doing is saying words at the same pitch and speed as another person

petparent:

please tag your opinions as wrong 

misteroswald:

i can’t believe it’s been 420 years since bob marley discovered marijuana

The brownies I made are dope as fuck
I also got the vacuuming done and cleaned the counters so now all I have to do is sweep and mop and weed whack!!!!

yay I am making brownies!!!